| Monday, April 05, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Hell Comes to Quahog
Brian and Stewie try to save the town when corporate giant Superstore puts all the local shops out of business |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: North by North Quahog
During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson, and they stay in his suite, where they find a copy of ``Passion of the Christ 2.'' |
| 01:00 AM | House
Episode: The Socratic Method
A schizophrenic with deep-vein thrombosis and possible alcoholism prompts House to stop all her medications, and he gets Foreman and Chase to search her apartment, where they learn a lot about her and her teenage son |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives
Episode: My Heart Belongs to Daddy
Gabrielle causes a prison riot while visiting Carlos; Lynette learns that Parker has an imaginary friend; Susan helps Mike search for Zach |
| 03:00 AM | Swindle
An undercover policeman falls in love with the bank robber he is trailing |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Captain Willy & the Pirates; Flying Noodles; Roughing It
Busy Town history; Chef Sato is missing; the scouts go camping |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Phoebe's Uterus
Phoebe's (Lisa Kudrow) brother (guest star Giovanni Ribisi) asks her to carry a baby for him and his wife; Chandler (Matthew Perry) gets lessons in love |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Two Parts
Monica (Courteney Cox) takes Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) to the hospital; Ross (David Schwimmer) asks his dad (guest star Elliott Gould) for advice on becoming a father |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (guest star Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her |
| 8:00 PM | 24
Episode: Day 8: 6:00AM - 8:00AM
Jack Bauer must try to divert a catastrophe |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Lethal Weapons
Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the leaf-peeping New Yorkers who flock to Quahog during autumn |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie |
