| Thursday, December 10, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: High School
Debra (Patricia Heaton) shows up Ray (Ray Romano) by getting along with the cool people at his 20-year high-school reunion |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Statue
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George (Jason Alexander) |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for unpaid loans, cell-phone bills and interest |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Reefer Madness
Eric (Topher Grace) makes a mind-blowing confession to his father (Kurtwood Smith) after Red kicks Hyde (Danny Masterson) out of the house. With Mila Kunis |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: That Old Mac Magic
Bernie's performance in a commercial is critiqued by ``American Idol'' judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson, guest starring as themselves |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Secrets and Lies
Bernie comes home dead tired and begs Wanda to cancel dinner plans with another couple, but his tune changes when free NBA tickets turn up. Billy Crystal guest stars |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Suite Smell of Excess
At a college football game, Bobby ventures into a VIP suite belonging to a retired Nebraska quarterback; in the suite, Hank pretends to be the quarterback and calls a play |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Water Park
The family goes to a water park, leaving Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) at home with a no-nonsense baby sitter (guest star Bea Arthur). With Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Justin Berfield |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Abe and Babe's Christmas Lesson; Sally Cat's Christmas Dream; The Best
Bad boys get coal for Christmas; Santa's elves lose the key to their shop; Mother Cat gives birth on Christmas Eve |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her high-school sweetheart for a down payment on a car, a cell-phone bill and an assault |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for assault and car damages |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Rachel's Going Away Party
One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others. Guest star: Anna Faris |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) regrets telling a woman (guest star Andrea Bendewald) about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A man cheats on his cousin with a transsexual; a man cheats on his girlfriend with two other women; a woman sleeps with her best friend's boyfriend |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve tries to help a mother gain the courage to leave her abusive boyfriend; a woman wants to take back her abusive, unfaithful ex-husband |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
The owner of a dog-tag company hopes to win $500,000 to invest in his ventures |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A restaurant manager tries his luck with the banker |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Young People Have Phlegm Too
A more mature woman (guest star Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age |
| 8:00 PM | Bones
Episode: The Goop on the Girl
Brennan's father (guest star Ryan O'Neal) invites a distant relative, Margaret Whitesell (guest star Zooey Deschanel), to spend Christmas with him and his daughter; Brennan and Booth investigate when a man dressed as Santa Claus is blown up after a botched bank robbery |
| 9:00 PM | Fringe
Episode: Grey Matters
An FBI agent, a brilliant scientist and his estranged son investigate unexplained phenomena |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: The Courtship of Stewie's Father
Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons |
