| Wednesday, December 09, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Children's Book
Debra's (Patricia Heaton) attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray (Ray Romano) |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows
After drowning his loneliness in alcohol, Brian is charged with drunken driving, and a judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Stranded
After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) wait for Kramer (Michael Richards) to pick them up |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her former friend for a loan, bridesmaid dress and football tickets |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Moon Over Point Place
Eric (Topher Grace) is dismayed by a candid yearbook photo of Donna (Laura Prepon), while Hyde (Danny Masterson) has a run-in with the law |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Mac-Inations
Neighbor Carl Reiner (guest starring as himself) plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie. Ashton Kutcher guest stars as himself |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Stop Having Sex
Bernie squirms with discomfort when the subject of sex surfaces in the household; he ruins Vanessa's pool party and disrupts Jordan's play date when he finds out that Jordan's friend has two dads |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Lucky's Wedding Suit
Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for a wedding |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Smunday
On Monday morning, Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) and his brothers convince their ailing mother (Jane Kaczmarek) that it's Sunday |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Mr. Fixit's Super Submarine; Cahuchu's Magic Tree; Mr. Bean's Restaura
Mr. Fixit's submarine starts to sink; a boy discovers rubber; a new restaurant serves only beans |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her daughter for an insurance deductible and pain and suffering |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman sues her daughter for car payments and emotional distress |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Estelle Dies
Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer; Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Truth About London
Monica and Chandler (Courteney Cox Arquette, Matthew Perry) fondly reminisce about London until a startling revelation leaves Chandler floored |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A man learns his girlfriend has been sleeping with both of his brothers; a man has six children with six different women; a man wants one last chance with his ex-wife |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
A man wants to know if he is the father of his ex-fiancee's baby |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A school custodian hopes to win $500,000 to buy a house for his family |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A hip-hop dance coach plans to move to Japan |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, which upsets Alan until Charlie points out that if Judith remarries, his alimony payments will end |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: My Damn Stalker
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (guest star Allison Janney) |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
Two contestants are eliminated |
| 9:00 PM | Glee
Episode: Sectionals
A teacher tries to reinvent the high school's glee club |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian Goes Back to College
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons |
