| Tuesday, December 08, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Anniversary
Ray (Ray Romano) learns that his parents (Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle) were separated and would have divorced if he hadn't broken his arm |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: The Kiss Seen Round the World
Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Apartment
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) encourages Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) to move into the vacant apartment in his building. With Jason Alexander |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her husband for assault and stolen money |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Cat Fight Club
Jackie and Red (Mila Kunis, Kurtwood Smith) seethe when Kelso and Laurie (Ashton Kutcher, Lisa Robin Kelly) begin dating again, and Jackie can't resist hauling off and hitting Laurie |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Who's That Lady?
Dr. Phil McGraw (guest starring as himself) counsels Bernie on how to deal with an angry Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman, Lynette (guest star Mo'Nique), into their group. Flavor Flav also guest stars |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: If I Were N-Riched Man
After hearing it from Bernie at home, Bryana repeats inappropriate language at school, prompting a social worker to visit the house to discuss Bernie's hostility problems |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies
Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for a wedding |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: The Bots and the Bees
Chaos ensues when Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) invites his Krelboyne classmates over to his house to build a robot for a competition |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Triple A Deliveries; Stanley's Amazing Photograph; Lost in the Swamp
Huckle and Lowly form a delivery service; an apprentice photographs the Wright brothers' first flight; Father Cat is lost in a swamp |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Judge Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in a court atmosphere. Segment information to be announced |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Princess Consuela
Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss; Joey has abandonment issues over Monica and Chandler leaving. Guest star Dakota Fanning |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Joey's New Brain
Joey (Matt LeBlanc) romances a well-known soap opera star (guest star Susan Sarandon); Rachel and Phoebe (Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow) compete for the attentions of a cute guy |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A man may have impregnated his girlfriend's sister; a woman reunites with her long-lost sister and steals her boyfriend; a man breaks up with his girlfriend |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
A man admits he emotionally and physically abuses his girlfriend |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A soon to be great-grandmother hopes to win $500,000 to redo her bathroom |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A Southern belle who decorates cakes hopes to win big for her three little girls |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields) |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
The remaining eight contestants perform |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: PTV
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons |
