| Saturday, April 03, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Last Laugh
Interviews with the cast and producers, highlights from past seasons, and the last week of production |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Chick Cancer
Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer. Guest star: Paul O'Neill |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her former friend for a loan, bridesmaid dress and football tickets |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Gimme Shelter
Eric decides to try being a chiropractor but comes to his senses when he nearly cripples Donna |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Nut Job
Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities but then discovers his Saturdays are at stake |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Softball
Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Escape From Party Island
Hank chaperons his elderly mother and her friends in a town filled with riotous students on spring break. Guest voices of Phyllis Diller, Betty White, Pauly Shore and Uta Hagen |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's HouseCalls
Ceramic tiles; an interior door |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Dino Squad
Episode: Growth Potential
Rodger uses his human brains and dinosaur brawn to stop a monstrous mutation before it can envelop Kittery Point |
| 07:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 08:00 AM | Teen Kids News |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 10:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 12:00 PM | Paid Program |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show
Episode: Don Larsen With Yogi Berra
Yankee legends Don Larsen and Yogi Berra |
| 1:00 PM | A Perfect Murder
A commodities broker persuades his wife's lover to kill her in order to inherit her trust fund |
| 3:00 PM | Paid Program |
| 3:30 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: 2120 So. Michigan Avenue
In order for Eric to graduate he must take a P.E. class, but when he learns that Casey Kelso is the gym coach, his nerves get the best of him |
| 4:00 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: 2000 Light Years From Home
Eric learns that his parents have spent all of his college savings, so he must find a way to finance the next four years |
| 4:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Kips
An exchange between Ross and Rachel (David Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston) threatens to break up the friends; Joey (Matt LeBlanc) gets the secret |
| 5:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Yeti
Joey (Matt LeBlanc) gets emotional when Ross (David Schwimmer) decides to move out of the old apartment; Bigfoot in the building |
| 5:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: I Love You
Debra (Patricia Heaton) gets mad when Ray's (Ray Romano) problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter |
| 6:00 PM | House
Episode: Fidelity
When a young housewife falls ill, House suspects that she has contracted a rare sexually transmitted disease, but she and her husband (guest star Dominic Purcell) each deny having an affair |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: That Special Tug
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (guest star Jon Lovitz) |
| 8:00 PM | Cops
Episode: Neighborhood Busts No. 2
A registered sex offender is arrested; a car chase on a dirt road leads to serious injuries |
| 8:30 PM | Cops
Episode: In Denial No. 3
An attempt to stop a reportedly stolen vehicle in Las Vegas leads to a dangerous car chase; a suspect is arrested for robbery in Rialto, Calif.; a hit-and-run leads to an arrest in Hesperia, Calif |
| 9:00 PM | America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back
Host John Walsh enlists viewer assistance in tracking and capturing fugitives |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Wanda Sykes Show
Commentary and interviews |
