| Thursday, April 01, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Tasteless Frank
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Whistle While Your Wife Works
When Peter's boss (guest star Carrie Fisher) tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Postponement
George (Jason Alexander) tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her husband's friend for gas money and an unpaid loan |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Oh Baby (We Got a Good Thing Goin')
Left alone with the baby, Kelso fears he is an unfit father when she won't stop crying, but things go really wrong when he leaves the baby with Eric and Donna |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: The Incredible Bulk
Bernie starts buying everything in bulk, including junk food; Wanda locks up the junk food in a shed |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Hot Tub
Hal gets a rash from the hot tub he was supposed to keep clean; Malcolm gets his driver's permit |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Sleight of Hank
Magic's biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician's act. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Scout's Field Trip; The Great Pie Robbery; Clean Garage
Sprouet misses a field trip; Madame Dog's pies are gone; garage cleanup |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex for a gas bill and emotional distress |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Chandler faces a tough choice after his passionate kiss with Joey's girlfriend; Rachel has to learn about dining alone |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Stoned Guy
A ``high-spirited'' restaurant owner (guest star Jon Lovitz) wolfs down the gourmet meal Monica (Courteney Cox) created as part of a job interview |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
An elementary school teacher hopes to win $500,000 to donate to a charity and open a lobster shack in Maine |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A clothing designer hopes to win $500,000 to invest in her business |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: The Soil Is Moist
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Bad News From the Clinic
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is |
| 8:00 PM | Bones
Episode: Bones on a Blue Line
Dr. Sweets deals with post traumatic stress after his subway train is derailed by flood water; a partially skeletonized body is discovered |
| 9:00 PM | Fringe
Episode: Peter
While explaining Peter's otherworldly origins to Olivia, Walter flashes back to 1985; Peter's mother is introduced |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: The Story on Page 1
After Meg writes her first article for the school newspaper, Peter replaces her piece with one of his own. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Adam West, Luke Perry and Nicole Sullivan |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie |
