| Thursday, April 01, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond Episode: Tasteless Frank Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy Episode: Whistle While Your Wife Works When Peter's boss (guest star Carrie Fisher) tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld Episode: The Postponement George (Jason Alexander) tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro A woman sues her husband's friend for gas money and an unpaid loan |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show Episode: Oh Baby (We Got a Good Thing Goin') Left alone with the baby, Kelso fears he is an unfit father when she won't stop crying, but things go really wrong when he leaves the baby with Eric and Donna |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show Episode: The Incredible Bulk Bernie starts buying everything in bulk, including junk food; Wanda locks up the junk food in a shed |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle Episode: Hot Tub Hal gets a rash from the hot tub he was supposed to keep clean; Malcolm gets his driver's permit |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill Episode: Sleight of Hank Magic's biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician's act. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry Episode: Scout's Field Trip; The Great Pie Robbery; Clean Garage Sprouet misses a field trip; Madame Dog's pies are gone; garage cleanup |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro A woman sues her ex for a gas bill and emotional distress |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends Episode: The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line Chandler faces a tough choice after his passionate kiss with Joey's girlfriend; Rachel has to learn about dining alone |
| 2:30 PM | Friends Episode: The One With the Stoned Guy A ``high-spirited'' restaurant owner (guest star Jon Lovitz) wolfs down the gourmet meal Monica (Courteney Cox) created as part of a job interview |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal An elementary school teacher hopes to win $500,000 to donate to a charity and open a lobster shack in Maine |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal A clothing designer hopes to win $500,000 to invest in her business |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: The Soil Is Moist Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Bad News From the Clinic Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is |
| 8:00 PM | Bones Episode: Bones on a Blue Line Dr. Sweets deals with post traumatic stress after his subway train is derailed by flood water; a partially skeletonized body is discovered |
| 9:00 PM | Fringe Episode: Peter While explaining Peter's otherworldly origins to Olivia, Walter flashes back to 1985; Peter's mother is introduced |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy Episode: The Story on Page 1 After Meg writes her first article for the school newspaper, Peter replaces her piece with one of his own. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Adam West, Luke Perry and Nicole Sullivan |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie |