| Wednesday, December 02, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Dog
Robert and Ray (Brad Garrett, Ray Romano) fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child. Guest star: Kristi Yamaguchi |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: One if by Clam, Two if by Sea
Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Patrick Warburton and Jennifer Tilly |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Ex-Girlfriend
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) gives George (Jason Alexander) advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues a fellow stripper for property and slander |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Hyde's Christmas Rager
Eric (Topher Grace) stumbles home from Hyde and Bud's (Danny Masterson, guest star Robert Hays) holiday bash and pukes in Red's (Kurtwood Smith) shoes |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Saving Sergeant Tompkins
Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father, so he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Handle Your Business
When Bernie is booked as a weeklong guest on a morning radio show, he gets himself in hot water with his family by broadcasting his private life. Halle Berry guest stars |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Passion of the Dautrieve
When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he immerses himself in church activities |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Stock Car Races
Hal (Bryan Cranston) secretly takes Malcolm, Reese and Dewey (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan) to the stock-car races on a school day |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Mr. Fixit's Magnet Machine; Sneef and Sniff at the Opera; Mr. Gronkle
Mr. Fixit loses control of his magnet machine; Sneef goes to the opera; Father Cat trespasses |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her former friend for a camera and harassment |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman sues her former roommates for unreturned property |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a car with a mystery blonde; the friends reminisce about memorable moments |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With All the Cheesecakes
Phoebe and Joey (Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc) are at odds when she tries to cancel their weekly dinner plans so she can meet an old beau (guest star Hank Azaria) |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A woman refuses to give her cheating husband a divorce; a woman cheats on her husband |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve helps a man get the courage to finally end his marriage |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A nursing student and mother of five hopes to win money to take her husband on a second honeymoon |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (guest star Heather Locklear) |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
Two contestants are eliminated |
| 9:00 PM | Glee
Episode: Mattress
When the Glee Club is left out of the yearbook due to budget cuts, almost everyone is relieved; Terri and Will's relationship is shaken to the core |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Model Misbehavior
Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons |
