| Thursday, September 16, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Robert's Divorce
The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Running Mates
Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voices of James Carville and Lee Majors |
| 01:30 AM | Entourage
Episode: Talk Show
Vince agrees to appear on Jimmy Kimmel's show despite a longstanding rift between Jimmy and Drama; Eric and Kristen share a long farewell |
| 02:00 AM | Curb Your Enthusiasm
Episode: Porno Gil
After Larry fails to pick up a golf ball, it sets off a serious of weird events which leads to a visit to a porn party |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: How I Hate Your Mother
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: I Can See for Miles
Kelso takes Brooke to the hospital on his bike after Eric and Donna inadvertently rolled his car off a cliff; Jackie decorates Hyde's room |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: Come to Papa Jeff
Christine learns the new man in her life is a grandfather |
| 04:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Ring
Chandler asks Phoebe to help him choose a special ring; Rachel urges Paul (Bruce Willis) to express his feelings |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Yard, She Blows
Hank's wish is granted when Bobby accidentally shoots a garden gnome Peggy installed in the front yard |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Finale
Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer (Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards) witness a carjacking and are arrested for failing to intervene |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Daylight Savings Time; Eager Beaver's Clever Game; The Pickle Car Wash
Mr. Tic Toc is stuck in the clock; a beaver soldier invents hockey; Mr. Frumble tries a car wash |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown
A woman's boyfriend wrecks her car; an employee damages a plumber's van |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown
A man wants his mother to be responsible and pay rent; brother and sister battle over a stack of parking tickets and a car that should have stayed in the garage |
| 2:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Lottery
The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot; Rachel suspects baby Emma is on the verge of saying her first word |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Episode: Jennifer Graham
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 6:30 PM | Paid Program |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Smooth as a Ken Doll
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: That Special Tug
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist |
| 8:00 PM | Fringe
Episode: Over There, Parts 1 and 2
Olivia travels to the parallel universe with Walter, who comes face to face with William Bell (Leonard Nimoy); sacrifices take place, and both universes may be changed forever |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Jungle Love
Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Margical History Tour
When the library runs short of books, Marge regales the kids with yarns about King Henry VIII, Sacagawea and Mozart |
