| Tuesday, December 01, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Diamonds
Ray (Ray Romano) tries to replace the diamond in Debra's (Patricia Heaton) wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake. Guest star: Barry Bonds |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Lethal Weapons
Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the leaf-peeping New Yorkers who flock to Quahog during autumn |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Stock Tip
George and Jerry (Jason Alexander, Jerry Seinfeld) are easy prey for a stock-market shyster. With Ted Davis, Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues his girlfriend's sister for medical bills and pain and suffering |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: The Best Christmas Ever
Eric (Topher Grace) uses Red's (Kurtwood Smith) money, which was intended for a Christmas tree, for a party; Laurie (guest star Lisa Robin Kelly) spikes the punch. Marion Ross also guest stars |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Make Room for Caddy
Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, he and his father-in-law cannot see eye to eye; a flashback to when Bernie met Wanda and her disapproving father |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Hall of Fame
Jordan goes out for football in hopes of winning a trophy for the Bernie Mac Hall of Fame awards shelf. Former Oakland Raiders running back Marcus Allen, MVP of Super Bowl XVIII, guest stars |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Glen Peggy Glen Ross
When she loses her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate office |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Lois vs. Evil
Lois (Jane Kaczmarek) loses her job at the pharmacy after Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) and his brothers blow up the store's steam cleaner |
| 06:30 AM | Is Colon Detox Hype?
Internal cleansing has swept across America in the past few years, helping millions feel lighter, renewed and more energetic. Meet Klee Irwin, the man who started it all. Explore the latest breakthroughs in colon and total body cleansing |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: A Trip Back in Time; Home Sweet Home; P.S. Pig's Special Friend
Mr. Fixit invents a time machine; cave men build the first house; P.S. Pig gets mail |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her former friend for bail money |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Judge Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in a court atmosphere. Segment information to be announced |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Birth Mother
A prospective birth mother (guest star Anna Faris) labors under a mistaken notion about Monica and Chandler's occupations; Ross gets in touch with his feminine side; Joey's latest admirer (guest star Annie Parisse) picks from his plate |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With All the Candy
Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) finds it embarrassing that she is paying the way for her hunky new boyfriend (guest star Eddie Cahill) |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A woman who lost 180 pounds cheats on her boyfriend; a pregnant woman is unsure who fathered her baby; a woman must choose between two men |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
A 15-year-old boy lives with his 14-year-old girlfriend and wants to start a family with her |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A woman who is facing unemployment plays for the top prize of $500,000 |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (guest star Jane Lynch) |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Release the Dogs
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
The top 10 contestants perform |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons |
