| Thursday, March 25, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond Episode: The Home One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy Episode: Petergeist Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld Episode: The Letter After Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back. With Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for medical bills, pain and suffering and property damage |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show Episode: Winter When Kelso discovers a box of donated toys at the precinct, he mistakenly brings it home for the guys to play with; Hyde's refusal to accompany Jackie to the Christmas event makes her feel that he is not ready to grow up |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show Episode: Magic Jordan Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to woo his first crush. Penn & Teller guest star |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle Episode: Goodbye Kitty Nobody knows how to tell Stevie that his parents are getting divorced; Reese finds Lois' old diary |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill Episode: A Firefightin' We Will Go Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer firemen. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Johnny Hardwick. Guest voice: Barry Corbin |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry Episode: A Trip to the Moon; Pip Pip Goes to London; Floating Bananas Mr. Fixit's rocket; the queen loses her ring; longshoreman Bananas |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro A woman sues her husband for assault and stolen money |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends Episode: The One With the Cat Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) finds meaning in the appearance of a stray cat; Joey (Matt LeBlanc) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) agree to sell some furniture |
| 2:30 PM | Friends Episode: The One With the Blackout Chandler (Matthew Perry) finds himself trapped in an ATM vestibule with model Jill Goodacre (guest starring as herself) during a power failure |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer A woman cheats on her husband with a little-person stripper; a single mom discovers her boyfriend is cheating with her brother's girlfriend; a woman confronts her boyfriend's ex |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal A selfless mom hopes to win $500,000 to open a foster home |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal An energetic bachelor hopes to win $500,000 to take his entire family back to Korea, their birthplace |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Can You Feel My Finger? A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy |
| 8:00 PM | Bones Episode: The Gamer in the Grease The remains of a competitive gamer are found in a grease truck; Sweets, Hodgins and Jeffersonian intern Colin camp out for tickets to a movie premiere |
| 9:00 PM | Fringe Episode: Jacksonville After a violent tremor shakes a Manhattan office building, the sole survivor leads the team to believe he is not from this reality; Olivia must face her mysterious past to save hundreds of people from certain death |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy Episode: Fifteen Minutes of Shame After Meg appears on a talk show, the network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jennifer Tilly and Adam West |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie |