| Monday, March 29, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1
The Griffins are little, Peter finds a genie's lamp and the Griffins have superpowers in three stories inspired by viewer mail. Guest voices include Adam West, Patrick Warburton and Alex Trebek |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Road to Europe
Brian and Stewie stow away on a flight to Europe but end up stranded in Saudi Arabia. Guest voices include Andy Dick, Jon Favreau and Gene Simmons |
| 01:00 AM | House
Episode: Maternity
Dr. House annoys his boss when he suggests that two sick newborns in the hospital is an epidemic, but as more babies fall ill and the maternity ward closes, the doctors battle over courses of treatment |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives
Episode: You Could Drive a Person Crazy
Susan is surprised to learn the identity of Edie's new boyfriend; Lynette heads back to work, leaving Tom in charge of the house; Bree suffers through her mother-in-law's melodramatic grieving |
| 03:00 AM | More Dogs Than Bones
A mobster plants a fortune on an unwary Nepalese man, then sends his henchmen to retrieve it |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | 6 Week Body Makeover Eat More, Exercise Less & Lose Weight Every Week
Michael Thurmond's 6 Week Body Makeover is a revolutionary approach to weight loss and body sculpting - completely customized to your unique metabolism and your unique body type. Plus, real people reveal how they lost 30 pounds in 6 weeks! |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Emergencies ruin Sgt. Murphy's day; chimney sweep; Hilda's train trip |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for an unpaid loan |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Joey (Matt LeBlanc) intervenes when the superintendent, Mr. Treeger (Michael G. Hagerty), moves to evict Rachel and Monica (Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox); Chandler (Matthew Perry) tries to quit a health club |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Mrs. Bing
Chandler (Matthew Perry) learns details about his mother's life when she appears on national television. Guest stars: Morgan Fairchild, Jay Leno |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A city bus operator plans to give all of his winnings to his wife |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A woman who is a bridesmaid in over seven weddings hopes to win $500,000 to pay for the dresses, gifts and showers |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, which upsets Alan until Charlie points out that if Judith remarries, his alimony payments will end |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Brave Heart
The team takes on the case of a police detective whose father, grandfather and great-grandfather all died of sudden heart failure at age 40; House confronts some of his ghosts |
| 9:00 PM | 24
Episode: Day 8: 5:00AM- 6:00AM
As the threat of mass destruction clarifies, President Taylor tasks Jack with a crucial mission |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: A Fish Out of Water
When Peter puts everything he owns on the line to buy a fishing boat, he must hunt down a famous man-eating fish to recoup his losses |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie |
