| Saturday, March 27, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Ally's F
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Mother Tucker
Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker; Brian gets his own radio show |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Face Painter
Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) boyfriend (Patrick Warburton) shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans. With Jerry Seinfeld |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A couple sues for rent and property damage |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Can't You Hear Me Knocking
When Kelso calls the White House to warn them about a Russian death ray, the entire gang becomes paranoid that the Feds are spying on them |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Leaving Los Angeles
Bernie delays his flight to Las Vegas in order to take the children to the movies; Bryana and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more exciting fare |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Malcolm's Job
Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Three Coaches and a Bobby
Bobby pleases his assistant football coach father by joining the team. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's HouseCalls
Ron installs an invisible fence and builds a doghouse |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: A Big Operation; Cucumber, the African Photographer; Summer Picnic
Huckle's tonsillectomy; safari photos; picnic |
| 07:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 08:00 AM | Teen Kids News |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 10:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 12:00 PM | Paid Program |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show
Episode: Steve Garvey
Steve Garvey discusses his legendary career from Brooklyn Dodgers bat boy to one of the game's best first baseman |
| 1:00 PM | Black Cadillac
Teenage brothers and a friend survive a barroom brawl, then they are followed by a mysterious car in the backwoods |
| 3:00 PM | Paid Program |
| 3:30 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: Street Fighting Man
Donna gets tickets to the Packers game, and Eric convinces her to give one to Red, but he regrets his decision after Red's behavior gets them thrown out of the game |
| 4:00 PM | Better Business News Journal |
| 4:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Hundredth
Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) prepares to give birth, but the doctor (guest star Sam Anderson) makes her nervous, and Joey (Matt LeBlanc) is admitted in great pain |
| 5:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Ross' (David Schwimmer) estranged bride makes him an offer; Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) deals with traumatic memories of PBS |
| 5:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Debra's Parents
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house |
| 6:00 PM | House
Episode: Damned If You Do
Dr. House's approach is questioned when he treats a nun for what he believes to be an allergy, not realizing the nun's past is coming back to haunt her |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Rose's father (guest star Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher |
| 8:00 PM | Cops
Officers pursue a suspect after a donut shop is robbed; the investigation of a domestic dispute leads to an arrest |
| 8:30 PM | Cops
Episode: Ho! Ho! Ho! No. 7
Police departments in Oregon, Texas and Nevada respond to calls involving prostitution and possession |
| 9:00 PM | America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back
Host John Walsh enlists viewer assistance in tracking and capturing fugitives |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Wanda Sykes Show
Commentary and interviews |
