| Wednesday, September 08, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Christmas Picture
Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: I Never Met the Dead Man
Peter crashes into a satellite dish, knocking out the city's cable TV; Stewie schemes to eradicate all vegetables |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Cartoon
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is aggravated when a woman (guest star Kathy Griffin) uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) doesn't understand a cartoon |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman says her pregnant 18-year-old daughter's ex blew her car up |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Magic Bus
Eric celebrates his 18th birthday by dropping Donna off at the bus station for her move to Madison; Red and Kitty get intimate for the first time since his heart attack |
| 03:30 AM | Recession Profits
Internet system for generating monthly income |
| 04:00 AM | Food Lovers Fat Loss - Eat All Your Favorite Foods & Still Lose Weight
Eat all your favorite food at every single meal & reduce your waistline every single week! |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Hank's Back
Hank tries yoga when none of his doctors can cure his back injury; Peggy battles to save the old Pink & White market |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: A Trip Back in Time; Home Sweet Home; P.S. Pig's Special Friend
Mr. Fixit invents a time machine; cave men build the first house; P.S. Pig gets mail |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A car salesman says his ex-girlfriend seduced him with sex to get a better deal on a car |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
The plaintiff says when she married the defendant she had no idea he was already married to someone else |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Episode: Celebrity Week
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Phoebe's Rats
Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival (Dermot Mulroney) to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny (Melissa George); Phoebe and Mike (Paul Rudd) take care of a litter of rats |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Ross toys with dating one of his students; a curling iron starts a fire in Phoebe and Rachel's apartment |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Episode: Two Teen Cousins ... Two Babies ... Is James the Father?
Maury reveals the results of paternity tests |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Episode: We Had Secret Sex
Two sisters battle over one man; a woman confronts her cheating fiance; a man suspects his wife may be cheating with his best friend |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Episode: A Monster Mom?
A man says he witnessed a young mother engage in acts of child neglect |
| 6:00 PM | Paid Program |
| 6:30 PM | Secret Real Estate
Learn how to find unlisted real estate for up to 50 percent or more off |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Hi, Mr. Horned One
Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood |
| 8:00 PM | MasterChef
The top six contestants must catch fish to prepare |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Bango Was His Name-O
Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Today I Am a Clown
After Krusty admits he never had a bar mitzvah, he hires Homer to fill in as guest host on his show during the ceremony |
