| Monday, March 22, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Jealousy rears its ugly head after Peter meets Lois' ex-boyfriend, then he dates Jennifer Love Hewitt. Guest voices include Jennifer Love Hewitt and Adam West |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: From Method to Madness
Stewie gets the acting bug and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts; Peter saves a nudist from the ocean |
| 01:00 AM | House
Episode: Pilot
House and his team try to save the life of a kindergarten teacher (guest star Robin Tunney) who began speaking gibberish and passed out in front of her students |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives
Episode: One Wonderful Day
When past actions come back to haunt the men and women of Wisteria Lane, no one is immune; the ladies get a new neighbor |
| 03:00 AM | Trigger Man
Three hunters are stalked in the forest |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Gruff new kid; rescue patrol; Mr. Frumble takes the wrong car |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for assault and the cost of a trip |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion
To her horror, Monica's boyfriend (guest star Jon Favreau) plans to fight; the friends are intrigued by a conversation between two strangers (guest stars Robin Williams and Billy Crystal) |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With George Stephanopoulos
Ross (David Schwimmer) drives Chandler and Joey (Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc) crazy at a hockey game that was meant to be his belated birthday gift |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Shocking paternity-test results |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
A 21-year-old woman says her 16-year-old boyfriend abuses her; a woman seeks a DNA test for her son's baby |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A woman hopes to win $500,000 to throw a party for her graduating children and buy a motorcycle |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A second-grade teacher hopes to win $500,000 |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear) |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Instant Karma
A wealthy businessman brings his teenage son to the hospital and insists on having House handle the case; Foreman and Chase prepare to present information on the Dibala case |
| 9:00 PM | 24
Episode: Day 8: 4:00AM- 5:00AM
Jack leads the field operatives on a risky mission; Dana and Chloe make significant moves |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: I Never Met the Dead Man
Peter crashes into a satellite dish, knocking out the city's cable TV; Stewie schemes to eradicate all vegetables. Voices of Seth MacFarlane Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice of Erik Estrada |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie |
