| Saturday, March 20, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Sibling Rivalry
After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Pez Dispenser
Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), with unintentional help from Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), ruins a piano recital by George's (Jason Alexander) latest ladylove |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues his ex-girlfriend for unpaid rent and bills |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Rip This Joint
Eric encourages the gang to pull a prank on a crazy neighbor; Kitty takes a magazine quiz and learns that she has low self-esteem; Bob accuses Midge of flirting with W.B |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: The Sweet Life
Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (guest star Don Rickles) place |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Day Care
Lois and Hal pretend to be parishioners at a local church so they can enroll the baby in its day care program |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Next of Shin
Hank and Peggy want another child; Cotton flees to Vegas after his wife, Didi, informs him that she's pregnant. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's HouseCalls
Gutters; hanging things on walls; adding columns |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Profit In Your Town
Profit In Your Town |
| 07:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: The Best Mistake Ever; Sneef, the Best Detective in Europe; Camping Ou
Huckle forgets the shopping list; Sneef and Sniff must foil a crime; ghost stories |
| 07:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 08:00 AM | Teen Kids News |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 10:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 12:00 PM | Paid Program |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show
Episode: Carlton Fisk
Interview with baseball Hall of Famer Carlton Fisk |
| 1:00 PM | Down to You
Two collegians fall in love but have a bumpy affair due to mischievous roommates and the temptation to stray |
| 3:00 PM | Bringing Wall Street to Main Street
An A B C, 1 2 3, system of stock investing teaches simple methods that will generate income |
| 3:30 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: Angie
Hyde and his not-so-nice sister, Angie, fight for control of their father's company. Guest star Tim Reid |
| 4:00 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: You Can't Always Get What You Want
Kitty is upset that the kids have other plans for Thanksgiving; Eric has tickets to a Styx concert and Hyde has his store's grand opening |
| 4:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One After Ross Says Rachel
Ross (David Schwimmer) is distraught over the wedding; Monica and Chandler (Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry) try to control their passions |
| 5:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With All the Kissing
Monica and Chandler (Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry) are caught in a passionate embrace but try to prove it was innocent |
| 5:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Nice Talk
While toiling over a 500-piece puzzle all night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families. Guest stars: Georgia Engel, Fred Willard, Chris Elliott |
| 6:00 PM | House
Episode: Paternity
Dr. House and the team think a teenage lacrosse player has multiple sclerosis until the boy's night-terrors disprove their diagnosis |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith |
| 8:00 PM | Cops
Officers in Texas chase down a man after a bar fight breaks out; officers in Florida investigate a disturbance call at a roller rink |
| 8:30 PM | Cops
Episode: Slacker Crimes Special Edition
An officer chases a carjacking suspect on foot; officers settle a dispute between a man and his two sons |
| 9:00 PM | America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back
Host John Walsh enlists viewer assistance in tracking and capturing fugitives |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Wanda Sykes Show
Commentary and interviews |
