| Saturday, May 25, 2013 |
| 12:00 AM | Baggage Alem may use retirement communities to secure an inheritance, may crash funerals to meet women or may use Gamblers Anonymous to scam addicts |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:30 AM | Excused A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 02:00 AM | Friends Episode: The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross must prove to his boss that he is sane in order to return to work; Phoebe finds out about Monica and Chandler's relationship; Ross hunts for a new apartment |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine Episode: Pilot On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show Episode: Stolen Car When Red takes the Vista Cruiser away from Eric, the guys are grounded until Kelso borrows his cousin's car |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine Episode: Burning Down the House Christine considers a walk on the wild side, hoping Barb will think she is cool |
| 04:00 AM | Friends Episode: Pilot Monica's high-school friend visits after leaving her fiance at the altar |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill Episode: When Cotton Comes Marching Home Cotton is down and out in Arlen, Texas, taking a job as a bathroom attendant. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall Adlon and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's HouseCalls Installing a tubular skylight in a windowless hallway; how to have 100 gallons of safe drinking-water on hand in case of emergency; creating an organized kitchen drawer |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Live Life and Win! Episode: Money Matters; Beating the Odds; Teen Entrepreneur Budgeting finances for the prom; a young woman overcomes her disability and helps others; a 13-year-old entrepreneur |
| 07:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 08:00 AM | Teen Kids News Learning science and math through gardening and cooking; a healthy breakfast; making a public service announcement; Alabama's state flag; making homemade pita chips and hummus; heat exhaustion; the U.S. Marine Corps bands |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Dutch Miller Auto Show |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:30 AM | Portable Cooktop Faster, Safer and more Eco-friendly Cooking |
| 11:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 11:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 12:00 PM | Dutch Miller Auto Show |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show Episode: Mark Messier Hockey Hall of Famer Mark Messier |
| 1:00 PM | Friends Episode: The One With the Proposal Monica and Chandler encounter Richard (Tom Selleck), Monica's former boyfriend, in a romantic restaurant |
| 1:30 PM | Friends Episode: The One With the Proposal Monica and Chandler encounter Richard (Tom Selleck), Monica's former boyfriend, in a romantic restaurant |
| 2:00 PM | UEFA Champions League Soccer: Final From Wembley Stadium in London |
| 5:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Adhesive Duck Deficiency Penny is forced to rely on Sheldon when she is injured while Howard, Leonard and Raj are away |
| 5:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Vengeance Formulation After being humiliated on the radio, Sheldon vows to destroy Kripke; Wolowitz tries to not ruin his new relationship with Bernadette |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard how to understand football; a kite-fighting incident threatens Howard and Raj's friendship |
| 6:30 PM | MLB Player Poll Current players vote and comment on game's best in a variety of categories; fans express their opinions through social media; Greg Amsinger hosts |
| 7:00 PM | MLB Baseball: St. Louis Cardinals at Los Angeles Dodgers From Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Hell's Kitchen Episode: 9 Chefs Compete The remaining contestants have a chance to impress chef Ramsay when they create items for the dinner menu |