| Thursday, March 18, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then remembers his mother ridiculing his father |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz
When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Suicide
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) worries that his comatose neighbor will recover and seek revenge; George (Jason Alexander) fears a plane crash. With Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her husband's stepmother for assault and property damage |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Beast of Burden
Red offers Hyde a new job, which forces Hyde to choose working with Red or his real father; Fez gets a job as a shampoo boy at the local beauty shop |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Tryptophan-tasy
Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream in Claymation after devouring his own personal turkey |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Baby
Lois' water breaks while Hal and the boys are at a bridal exposition. Cloris Leachman guest stars |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Peggy's Headache
Peggy tries to inform Dale of Nancy's affair with John Redcorn through an anonymous newspaper column. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of Jonathan Joss |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: The Busiest Firefighters Ever; Manuel of Mexico; The Biggest Catch Eve
Firefighters Huckle and Lowly; Manuel goes shopping; hot-air balloon |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Bringing Wall Street to Main Street
An A B C, 1 2 3, system of stock investing teaches simple methods that will generate income |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her sister's ex-boyfriend for medical bills and pain and suffering |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman sues her ex-husband for back taxes and a retirement fund |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Screamer
At the premiere of Joey's (Matt LeBlanc) big play, Ross (David Schwimmer) alone concludes that Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) date (guest star Ben Stiller) is insane |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Sonogram at the End
Monica (Courteney Cox) begins to feel the heat when she prepares dinner for her parents (guest stars Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles) |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Celebrity look-alikes |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A man seeks forgiveness after sleeping with his girlfriend's sister; a woman sleeps with her girlfriend's cousin; a woman has second thoughts about participating in a threesome |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
A man accused of abusing drugs wants to be a part of his son's life |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A man who works in customer service hopes to win $500,000 to support his growing family |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A paralegal student plays an exciting game |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake |
| 8:00 PM | Bones
Episode: The Foot in the Foreclosure
Booth's grandfather comes to live with him and tags along as Brennan and Booth investigate human remains that were found by a real estate agent who was showing a property to prospective buyers |
| 9:00 PM | Fringe
Episode: August
A peculiar abduction in Boston leads the team to uncover details of the mysterious man known as the Observer; Walter, Peter and Astrid analyze unusual evidence and deal with Walter's insatiable appetite for milkshakes |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
The Griffins spend Christmas Eve at the mall after Peter accidentally gives away all of the family's presents. Guest voices: Jennifer Tilly and members of KISS |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: No Loan Again, Naturally
When Homer and Marge's adjustable-rate mortgage skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale |
