| Wednesday, March 17, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge |
| 12:30 AM | Free Money ``They'' Don't Want You to Know About
Billions of dollars are available to you. Find out how to get your share of Free Money. |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian Sings and Swings
A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Red Dot
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) romantic woes; George (Jason Alexander) gives Elaine a cashmere sweater |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues his former friend for an unpaid loan |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Eric tries his hand at vandalism; Red buys a local muffler shop; Kelso's daughter gives him a newfound respect for women |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Bernie Mac Dance Party
Vanessa doesn't invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance at school, and it drives him crazy |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Future Malcolm
Malcolm fears he will grow up to resemble a genius chess player named Leonard (Jason Alexander), who has no friends |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: And They Call It Bobby Love
Bobby becomes insanely jealous when an older girl in school, who finds him funny, dances with other boys. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Sarah Michelle Gellar |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Relieve Back Pain
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| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: The Best Birthday Present Ever; Patrick Pig Learns to Talk; Grouchy Mr
Mother Cat's cuckoo clock; Patrick kisses the Blarney stone; Mr. Gronkle's on thin ice |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Bringing Wall Street to Main Street
An A B C, 1 2 3, system of stock investing teaches simple methods that will generate income |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her husband's friend for gas money and an unpaid loan |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman sues her cousin for unpaid loans |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With a Chick and a Duck
Monica (Courteney Cox) considers a dream job in Pete's (guest star Jon Favreau) new restaurant but fears there is more to the deal |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: Pilot
Monica's high-school friend (Jennifer Aniston) visits after leaving her fiance at the altar. With Courteney Cox |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Maury reveals the results of paternity tests |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Paternity test involving twin brothers; a man says he will never stop cheating on his wife; a man tries to steal another man's girlfriend |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve tries to help young women who are in abusive relationships |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A retired senior-center director hopes to win $500,000 to take her veteran husband back to Omaha Beach |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A stay-at-home mom whose children spend all day watching TV wants to buy a house with a yard for them |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (guest star Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell) |
| 8:00 PM | Human Target
Episode: Baptiste
Chance tries to stop his former partner from assassinating a foreign dignitary; Guerrero tries out a familiar face as a new part of the team |
| 9:00 PM | American Idol
Ke$ha performs; Orianthi performs; a contestant is eliminated |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian in Love
Brian comes to the realization that he's in love with Lois after leaving messy stains on the Griffins' carpet. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voice: Sam Waterston |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: How the Test Was Won
Bart is told he is exempt from taking the Vice President's Assessment Test after receiving a perfect score on a practice test; Homer, late on making an insurance payment, tries to avoid accidents |
